light the blue paper 

To go to bed. The expression comes from the instructions to users of firecrackers -- "light the blue paper and retire immediately" meaning to stand well clear once the wick of the firecracker is lit to avoid being hurt by the ensuing explosion.

Yawning, Peter said, "It's after eleven, time to light the blue paper."

light the blue paper by Paul Gittos March 15, 2008

Sadako and the thousand paper cranes 

A book with a sad ending in Hiroshima, Japan.

i love reading Sadako and the thousand paper cranes.

Sadako and the thousand paper cranes by Its_avi March 18, 2022

The Toilet Paper Bitch 

This is when someone is out of toilet paper and they are sitting on the toilet yelling for you to bring them some.

Guy 1: hey why didnt you bring me some toilet paper i was out.
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself

The Toilet Paper Bitch by Dakknessssss May 8, 2010

punished the toilet paper 

had a BM, diarrhea, pooped

coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk

"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this morning."

"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."

"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."

punished the toilet paper by yewbetcha September 11, 2011

The toilet paper shortage of 2020 

The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper.
Our children will not believe this.

The toilet paper shortage of 2020 has really messed up my time in quarantine.

The toilet paper shortage of 2020 by ineedsometp April 2, 2020

The Wet Paper Bag 

The Wet Paper Bag is when you take a fat, ugly hoe back to your room, put a paper bag on her face, then cum all over the paper bag.

Yeah, I heard Chad is into putting the wet paper bags over bitches faces.

The Wet Paper Bag by DabbinInACabin September 3, 2019

Paper Mario: The Origami King 

The latest instance of the Mushroom Kingdom’s Toad infestation, TTYD fans grow ever more enraged with the lack of unique characters. In this one, you save the world from an edge lord with an inflated ego.

Fans of the original Paper Mario trilogy tend to be conflicted by the release of Paper Mario: The Origami King

Paper Mario: The Origami King by StarPrismGaming February 16, 2021