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Lisa The Painful : RPG 

A life ruining gaming experience, where you lose your party members, via permadeath, or due to your decisions, and maybe more don't wanna spoil it.
Person A : Aw hell, i'm being forced to russian roulette for my party members lives! I wonder what could go wron-
Party member gets perma-killed.
Person B : Well that's Lisa The Painful : RPG for you.

The Pain 

Current a concept character for Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater.

He's this guy who can spit out bees, and even control them, because he has a queen bee in his backpack.
"A guy who can spit out bees.....riiiiight."
-me
The Pain by Dave September 13, 2004

All Aboard The Pain Train 

What is heard by one about to sustain a serious beating...said by the conductor of the ass whooping
That twink just cut me off! ALL ABOARD THE PAIN TRAIN

Here comes the pain train 

When you feel the ground shaking better step to the left.
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN

The painful parrot 

Basically any sex position can be used but anytime your partner says anything you repeat it in a parrot voice then slap your partner in the face... That also applies for your partners exclamation of pain and their repeated pleas for you to stop slapping them
Sketch: My girl said she wanted to try something new so I surprised her with the painful parrot.

Jeremy: How did that go?

Sketch: I'm now single.

Rain Down the Pain 

To Beat another person to the ground and keep the hits coming.
Yes Mate, Im gonna beat the fucker to the ground and rain down the pain.