welcome to the dollhouse 

a 1996 film Directed by Todd Slondz about an unhappy New Jersey suburban Jewish chick. She is the kind of ugly girl who would be pretty if she attempted to use those products girls are always using to look good. Everyone at her middle-school gives her a hard time. Her name is Dawn. Dawn ends up befriending a bully named Brendan. Brendan is pure trailer trash. He calls dawn A Cunt. Dawn deals with everything well. Great movie you should watch it.

Welcome to the dollhouse portrays the epitome of suburban hell

welcome to the dollhouse by the kid from San Francisco July 7, 2006

flug the dolphin 

A slang term used to describe the act of self pleasure, often used by young males who have recently discovered the delights of the wrist manual or bongo mag.

Also, a dolphin named Flug.

"Shit, last night I cleaned the pipes summit chronic... I flug the dolphin everynight till my tally whacker is red raw!"

Alex, everyday at 2pm retires to the toilet for his afternoon hand shandy. he loves to flug the dolphin so much so that I'm worried for him loosing his sight and becoming a hunchback... the randy mofo!

flug the dolphin by Metal Meltdown August 31, 2006

Waxing the dolphin

male masturbation; jacking off, choking the chicken, bashing the bishop, polishing the rocket.

When i think about my gf, i start waxing the dolphin.

I walked in on Barry waxing the dolphin.

Waxing the dolphin by DJ Buss May 1, 2010

Floggin the dolphin 

A technical term used to describe furious mastrbation sparked by a case of blue balls.

That bangin ass ho wouldnt come up off that shit last night and then bitch got mad when I was floggin the dolphin.

Floggin the dolphin by Panda daddy June 24, 2006

flogging the dolphin 

Masturbating. See also: feed the ducks See also: jerking off

Dude, honestly. I've been sitting here all day thinking about flogging the dolphin. But, there's no lotion. Fuck!

flogging the dolphin by BobbyMiller January 30, 2003

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008

the dolphin trainer 

When taking your lady from behind you pull out and stick it into her starfish without warning. Thus causing her to make a noise like a dolphin uhuh...uhuhuhuhuh...uhuhuhuhuh.

I was making some sweet doggy with my lady and I saw that she was texting at the same time so I engaged the dolphin trainer...lesson learned.

the dolphin trainer by PhattestD May 24, 2017