Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot”

It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”

Loaf of bread in the boot by Lilghub August 16, 2025

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Light in the loafers

To be homosexual

Jimmy is a little light in the loafers if you know what I mean.

Light in the loafers by Mattricio January 2, 2003

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Light in the Loafers

Refers to a male who is perceived to be gay or homosexual. Specifically a man that has fashion sense, and a cheerful disposition. Loafers refers to shoes. It is implied that the individual is about to fly away like a fairy.

That guy is light in the loafers.

Light in the Loafers by IrateLiberal December 30, 2011