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Testicuties 

When too people (usually homies), pull up to the function with their balls out wearing schoolgirl skirts.
Damn! Did you see those testicuties at the party last night?
Testicuties by RealisticEngine January 17, 2024

Testiculate 

An alternative to mansplaining. Refering to articulate and testicles.
Jimmy, we all knew what a <insert technical term> was, you didn't have to testiculate it.
Testiculate by bhdr_acr June 30, 2025
Much like a molecule, which by definition is the smallest fundamental unit of a chemical compound, a testicule is a small male testicule. They cannot be seen with a microscope, similar to that of a molecule.
Brody: I was giving my testicules a massage last night. Too bad they are smaller than the wavelength of visible light!

Kevin: I bet you could piss it out like a kidney stone.
Testicule by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025

De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.
Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.
De-testiculate by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024

De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.
Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.
De-testiculate by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024