Skip to main content

Tales of Arise 

Tales of Arise is the newest installment of the "Tales series" and is the story (I've had this tab open for weeks now) of the enslavement of one planet by another and the subsequent liberation of the former by the protagonist of the game.
Iam "Since he brought it up, Tales of Arise is an exercise in the exploration of the different types of tyranny. The first area you liberate is an 'overt tyranny' where the slaves are forced to labor under the rule of a brutal dictator. The second is a communist surveillance state where the citizenry is incentivized to act as informants to the state. The third is a seemingly meritocractic capitalist state but the lord of the land is aloof to the wellbeing of the public and has a toxic underling whose working behind the scenes to reinstate the oppressor class to it's previous state as rulers over the oppressed class. After you learn of the underling's plot it's revealed that the lord never really cared about equality or the oppressed class but, rather, was traumatized during the tournament to determine who would be the next lord when he was forced to kill his best friends. He just couldn't stand to hear their screams so he freed them to alleviate his guilt. The fourth is a technocratic autocracy where the denizens are forced to wear masks that strip them of their ability to think and speak. Great story. The 'Tales' series' world building and interpersonal character development is unparalleled and the title screen song is alway a bop."
Tales of Arise by Hym Iam March 6, 2023
Tales of Arise mug front
Get the Tales of Arise mug.
See more merch

Tales Of Tanorio

Bob: "Wanna play some 'Tales Of Tanorio'"
George "Nah, It's delayed"
Tales Of Tanorio by LuckyHD February 17, 2024

Tales from the BEJRiPyTOMBUriED

Tales from the Benningfield junior Rest in peace yard tombstone of Lonnie Benningfield junior ⚰️🪦.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
Tales from the bejripytomburied tales from the HooooBJects RELBJALOODS RELBJALEEDING RELBJALEED DOUBJRAGGIN BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.

cracky tales 

the most unbelievable, fucked up tales and adventures that can only possibly take place when one is either lit up on some crack, or on a quest for the elusive mega hit. hence, CRACKY TALE

"... i was at the Spot and i was wearing sandals. and this motha fucka handed me some soap. he said, you touched it, you buyin it. i told him, fuck that shit ITS SOAP. i threw the shit on the floor and this motha fucka pulled out a machete. i started bookin it and ran outta my flip flops...."

to which you respond "cracky tales..."

or this one co-worker of mine who rides a bike with no seat on it who called in sick one day

"... i was downtown right, and i was drivin (this fucking crackhead rides a bike)...and this guy came up to me and tried to jack me with a serrated, blunt, knife. so i got out and 3 guys came outta no where.. all of a sudden there was this gun. so i ran away across the street and i wasnt lookin and got hit by a car."

cracky tales, cracky tales...
cracky tales by eatfordshtdodge January 7, 2008

Veggie Tales And Chill 

Basically like netflix and chill but instead of smashing and watching Netflix you cuddle and watch VeggieTales.
Yo girl you wanna go Veggie Tales and Chill? We can just chill and get Lit and cuddle. We would watch Netflix but that’s boreing af.

Tiger Tales 

Stories, jokes and articles about Tiger Woods' sexual escapades.
Caddie: " Hey, did you hear the one about Tiger and the three hookers?"
Duffer: "No, tell me; I can't get enough of those Tiger Tales."
Tiger Tales by Jayophonic December 12, 2009

duck tales 

telling a lie or a made up story.
Nigga u tellin duck tales! Yo Calvin u and your duck tales.