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You're not going to be able to take pride in-

"Ope! Oops! I forgot 'Pride' is bad for a second!" Says Dr. Jordan Peterson.
Dr. JeepJorp (It's Jordan Peterson. Dr. JeepJorp is Jordan Peterson) "You're not going to be able to take pride in- Wait, no. Not pride..."

Hym "HA! That's thrice! The first time was that lecture where he first started using the audience plants. Remember? His ADVICE? The one with the cute brunette with the glasses who wanted to get into politics? Then it was TECHNIQUES! If you're using TECHNIQUES, then it's a lie... But one of the TECHNIQUES he uses is *LYING BLATANTLY AND FEINTING INCREDULITY* And last is PRIDE. The REAL AND ACTUALLY REASON Dr. JeepJorp is doing this. The REAL reason he won't come see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... HIS PRIDE. This embarrasses him greatly because he said incels are incompetent and wrong and that people are stupid and useless but I am insanely competent, regularly correct, a genius with an unparalleled mind, and the highest achieving person in the history of humanity. I literally created ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. He is LITERALLY the MOST WRONG PERSON WHO HAS EVER WRONGED. That is hilarious. This is hilarious. I'm not actually laughing right now though because, you know, I laughed when I saw the clip and that was like, a couple of day ago. But it's still funny."
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.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

take your foot in your hand 

Used in the "Gullah Gullah Island" theme song, it means hurry up.
"Just take your foot in your hand. That means hurry up, don't miss the good things that we plan."

take a shot in the mouth 

"If it'll get me a couple of hundred miles across the country, I'll take a shot in the mouth." (from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back")
take a shot in the mouth by BlueAir September 13, 2004

take a spin in the sheets 

To have sex. Especially (though not necessarily) with someone else.
hey baby, how's about you put down that little vibrator so we can go take a spin in the sheets?
take a spin in the sheets by vuck January 31, 2010

Take my dick in my mouth 

The phrase you say to someone who rejected your definition that you worked so hard to write it.
the editor:Should I publish this def or should I reject it?I will reject it,I'm sorry!
the frustrated guy:Take my dick in my mouth,you fucking idiot,I worked so hard to write my def and you reject it so easily!

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? 

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."