Take a log off the fire 

A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"

Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal

Take a log off the fire by Giverrrr February 10, 2014

take a load off

To poo and really relax afterwards

Hey Steve, I just went to take a load off and now I am hungry.

take a load off by HandleInUse69 January 3, 2019

Take a leak

In the author Kurt Vonnegut's novel, this phrase means: "To steal a mirror."

Truck driver- I gotta take a leak

Kilgore- Where I come from that means you are about to steal a mirror!

Take a leak by punman March 13, 2009

take a leak behind the bush 

(v.) to conduct operation where the actions cannot themselves be seen, but any intruders can be.

We have to take a leak behind the bush with this new car, so our rivals don't see what we're up to. That means we do it in your dad's garage.

take a leak behind the bush by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Gym Class Heroes - Take A Look At My Girlfriend 

A song recently gone viral on TikTok, for it's lyrics, especially the "take a look at my girlfriend" part. If your girlfriend or SO sends this to you, it means they want you to upload an Instagram story with them in it and this song playing underneath. It shows appreciation towards them.

A: Dude, Sophia just sent me a TikTok with the song Take A Look At My Girlfriend by Gym Class Heroes. Why tho?
B: Dude, you're supposed to post this song on your ig story with her picture!
A: What? Why?
B: You do not know? Gym Class Heroes - Take A Look At My Girlfriend will show her how much you appreciate her and to tell all the other girls you're taken. Duh!

Gym Class Heroes - Take A Look At My Girlfriend by psychiccheese March 9, 2021

Let’s take a look in there 

When your vagina is discharging weird stuff and you have to usually get an phone camera or a mirror and check if everything is alright down there. Used by OB/GYNs rarely.

*using restroom*
Mind: Wait why the hell and I discharging brown stuff?
*finishes using restroom*
*Grabs mirror*
Let’s take a look in there…

Let’s take a look in there by coolhandlehere69420 December 29, 2022

Take a Lap 

What you tell someone to do when they think they're hot shit.

When some twat is showing off: "Easyy hero, go take a lap."

Take a Lap by An Ex-PuckFuckAndChuck April 24, 2009