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Tainted Tractor

A Tainted Tractor is a descriptive word used to describe what is commonly known as a Black Pussy. A Tainted Tractor is more of a detailed descriptive word that passes a repulsive and specific meaning as it is told from one person to another. A Tainted Tractor describes a moist, unshaven, and more or less unclean black pussy stressing the point that it is utterly discussing and a very bad place to have any open skin contact, especially penial or oral contact. Diseases are likely and include but are not limited to Herpes, HIV, Syphilis and Chlamydia. When in close proximity to a Tainted Tractor it is advised that you take extreme caution as airborne viruses such as Influenza can be passed through Vaginal Quefes.

Entomology of Tainted Tractor: Taint. To pollute comes from the Latin word Tingere and is used to pass the dirty negative part of tainted tractor and Tractor is used to passed the rugged aspect of the Phrase.
Om my I did not even think I would survive after my experience with That Hookers Tainted Tractor. Man am I lucky!
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Tainted taco

Results of a female wiping back to front.
Suzie sure has alot of yeast infections. She probaly has a tainted taco from wiping her ass the wrong way.
Tainted taco by carlspumpkin June 17, 2009

Tainted Slam 

When someone hooks up with a nasty girl, usually due to alcohol, horniness, or low self esteem.
-Dude i heard eric banged that girl last night!
-U mean the one with the lazy eye, kankles, and lop sided titties??
-tainted slam!!!
Tainted Slam by da JMAN jankit February 9, 2009

Tainted Auger 

an unskilled gamer that likes to play a spreadsheet games about imaginary space boats in space.
Hey where has john been hiding?
that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires
Tainted Auger by astrozombie420 August 5, 2011

tainted taint 

The combination of sweat, toilet paper, poo and pubic hairs that build up on the area between the anus and bottomo of the vagina or scrotum. Hence, "tainted taint."
He went down to eat her pussy and abruptly turned back when he found she had "tainted taint."
tainted taint by Jarhead82 January 29, 2016

Tainted Willy 

The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.
My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.
Tainted Willy by candy ass124 January 19, 2010

tainted berserker 

A relative of the dingleberry, the tainted berserker is a fierce fleck of fecal matter that has invaded upon the grundle region (tainted) as a result of a particularly violent, berserker-style bowel movement.
Strauss invoked the power of Odin upon the porcelain throne of Assgard, thus requiring copious amounts of toilet paper to ensure that no tainted berserkers were creeping up on his family jewels.
tainted berserker by Caible October 10, 2013