Surrender 101 

A course that must be taken in France along with foreign language.

Sac're bleu! My Surrender 101 teacher gave me a 6-page essay on the military successes of France! How do they expect me to pull that off?

Surrender 101 by Rodney Basil May 11, 2004

surrender monkey 

a frenchman, esp. soldier.

If continental Europe had stood up to the Nazis, like Britain and Canada, rather than roll over like surrender monkeys, then the war would've ended much earlier, saving the lives of hundreds of thousands of British, Canadian, Australian, American, and Russian soldiers.

We gave them freedom. They gave us snails.
To eat.

surrender monkey by StGeorge November 4, 2006

surrender monkey 

A frenchman. French people in general are ill tempered and, as history has shown, total cowards.

As soon as the nazis entered france, france surrendered and the nazis walked into paris without opposition. Damn surrender monkeys.

surrender monkey by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

Surrender Monkey 

A pejorative term used against French citizens, coming from Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey, based on some assumption that French soldiers are cowards, just because France got occupied by Germany during WW2.

Mostly used by retards who think their country is better than the others for some reason, think this joke is still funny just because the Simpsons used it, or just some idiots who never heard of the Resistance.

My great-grandfather was in the Resistance during WW2, and died while trying to free France from the Nazis. Does that make him a Surrender Monkey too ?

Surrender Monkey by an Ankoù April 21, 2011

Surrender Summit 

The name given to the Helsinki Summit where donnie trump exposed himself as a traitor. He also displayed his love for Putin and the demise of the republican party.

Donnie Trump loved the Surrender Summit. He got to betray his country and his rectum still had that warm, tingly feeling from when his bae Putin bent him over and ripped him.

Surrender Summit by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 20, 2018

surrender cobra 

A hands-behind-head, elbows-flared pose by a fan witnessing a play likely leading to a loss by their team.

credit to gray hardison...The ball hasn't even left Curry's hand yet and I count 6.5 surrender cobras.

surrender cobra by rolly-pop August 22, 2016

Surrender monkey 

Every french person ever

Look at that surrender monkey he must be french

Surrender monkey by Memer_69 November 11, 2019