Stoned 

A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.

A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.

Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned

Stoned by Jitts November 13, 2009

Philosopher Stoned 

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

Philosopher Stoned by TripleWest September 3, 2012

Stoedhard 

The permanent erection a closeted gay man gets when he observes man love.

I’ve got Stoedhard for a week after watching Queer Eye - I need to double up on the briefs to hide this from the wife.

Stoedhard by #nativespeaker April 5, 2021

Stoned 

A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention

"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."

Stoned by j-dog April 21, 2003

Stole-grown 

Stole-grown is a portmanteau of Stolen and Homegrown, stole-grown is homegrown (amateur porn or nude pics) which has been found and posted on the net but does not belong to the original poster.


Credited to clayizaiken of BGOL

Clay's house o Stole-Grown Cuties.

Stole-grown by Duece504 January 18, 2008

Soledad 

Soledad is a girl who will change your world, She is nice and kind and that one bitch that you want to be friend's with,she will make you laugh smile, she will keep your secrets.

Soledad is that bitchhh

Soledad by Dxddyy hoeeee December 5, 2018

stoned 

when you go on urban dictionary at 2:09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good weed and eating 3 bags of doritos.

Dude, Im really stoned and i just ate 3 bags of doritos

stoned by highbastard1 January 17, 2009