steamed wheat

Something that has made you angry and/or upset, elicits a response that you are steamed wheat!

The dry cleaners burned a whole in my favorite suit. Man, I was steamed wheat.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 12, 2010

Steamed Clams

1) an excuse as to why there is smoke coming out of your oven
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams

1)Chalmers: why is there smoke. Oming out of your oven
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams

Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers

by TheRogueChicken July 21, 2019

Steamed Vegetables

Code for The act of putting a penis into a rectum, often used in a public place where you don't want to have people know that you're down to fucking latter.

Bob: Hey we still up for steamed vegetables tonight.
James: Hell yeah!!
Bob:good I fuc

by Jesuislefromage November 13, 2014

Steamed Donut

A steamed donut is a Rim-Job given in a shower room or a sauna.

Emma gave josh a steamed donut in the wrestling locker room.

by Dr. Mark Cuddlefishman December 19, 2010

steamed beaver

When you find a beaver and steam it up nice and good, then dip it in some mayonnaise.

I'ma gonna eat me a steamed beaver.

by Hocobo June 11, 2015

steamed hams

(1) Skinners excuse to eat fast food
(2) hamburgers in Albany, New York

D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. That's what I call hamburgers.

by why are you reading this June 2, 2018

Steamed Milk

1. The act of ejaculating into a man or woman's asshole and pouring out onto a third party's face. Not to be confused with the "self serve steamed milk" where you ejaculate into a man or woman's asshole and pour it back out onto your own face.

1. My dad wouldn't quit calling me, until my buddy and I decided to invite him over and surprise him with a Steamed Milk.

2. I was getting bored the other night so I had my girlfriend comer so I could give my self a self serve.

3. Mitchell went to the local Starbucks to purchase a steamed milk. It was to his chagrin that Fernando the employee gave him another kind of steamed milk.

by BigBootyLover6969 May 5, 2016