gang stalking 

It's called Zersetzung. It's used by cults and governments. Developed by the east German Stasi secret police Zersetzung means deconstruction. It used psychological warfare to nuetralize dissidents. There is actively a global Zersetzung.

The government is gang stalking me.

gang stalking by TI Satan November 13, 2022

Standing Stupid

When you go to a fast food restaurant and stare at the menu for an extra long time without knowing what to order

Me and Kennidy went to Which-wich and were caught standing stupid trying to figure out what and how to order.

Standing Stupid by standing stupid September 2, 2018

borderline stalking

Generally someone who *happens* to pass by your house when they get the urge to "see" you. This person is slightly deranged and/or deluded & have created a fantasy life in their heads with you, the object of desire as their main focus. They believe you are their soul mate. Borderline stalking behaviour includes frequent online stalking.

Borderline stalkers are surprisingly very apt at hiding their rampant obsessions when they fear getting caught by others. They will go to all kinds of lengths to hide their disproportionate feelings when necessary which can even lead to them being cruel.
A borderline stalker is typically a very lonely person with some psychological issues. This type of stalker almost always has a crushing fear of true intimacy; they deliberately seek to "love from a distance". They unconciously pick partners that are unsuitable for them or already unavailable for *romantic pickings*. They may not even have a genuine desire for a real relationship with you - it might be a sexual obsession for instance.Many potential stalkers suffer from some kind of personality disorder such as Schizoid Personality Disorder.

many Borderline Stalkers are driven by fear of abandonment. They refuse to deal with the external reality of rejection by replacing it with a strong inner fantasy life of maladaptive daydreaming and inner dialogues = a 'Fantasy Prone Personality'. They are painfully indecisive about taking action in his/her life. Their worst fear is rejection.

For Example:
A borderline stalker is akin to a secret admirer, they always seem to be in the background of your life like a wallflower.

They are skilled at making their borderline stalking behaviour seem like a coincidence.
"Harry always has lunch at the same time as me in the cafeteria... Sometimes he follows me to class too. He watches me eat and slurp my slurpy. I am sure he is sexually aroused... what a borderline stalker!"

Genuine/Garden Variety Stalker: "Alicia and I have been broken up for 4 years but she still calls and breathes down the phone. It is so freaky. She even leaves empty beer cans on my front doorstep with notes attached to them like *see what you're missing out on*"

borderline stalking by DamselInDistress September 14, 2013

stalking my life on the boardwalk

When a person has latched onto you and tracks your every move, to the point that you can't leave your house without being paranoid about the person mysteriously popping up and interrogating you.

Origin: The episode of Jersey Shore when Pauly D's girl kept following him around as he hung out with friends on the boardwalk, and then called the house 3 times in a row to find out where he was.

1)
Girl: "Why didn't you call me last night? Where were you? Who were you with? I called you 3 times and you never called me back and I KNOW you got my messages!"
Boy: "OK, seriously, you are stalking my life on the boardwalk right now."

2)
Boy: "Hey, so you're single now? You dated for what, 7 months? And your ex transferred schools?"
Girl: "How did you know all that?"
Boy: "I checked your Facebook."
Girl: "Could you stop stalking my life on the boardwalk?"

stalking my life on the boardwalk by JHatesYourCrocs April 27, 2010

killing stalking

A korean manga/ graphic novel that's equally as fucked up as 'boku no pico' But liking it is totally socially acceptable (and encouraged) within the anime and otaku community.

Person A: Dude, have you read 'Killing Stalking'?
Person B: Ofc
Person A: Am I fucked up for liking it?
Person B: Probably but I am too soooo

killing stalking by SuzuyaMoa January 7, 2017

Standing Yams

Refers to aggressive standing dunks in the game of basketball.

Did you see Shaq's standing yams?

Standing Yams by Call me Dmon September 6, 2016

My Coochie Be Stankin' 

The state of being shit-faced drunk.

coined by Johnny Tacoma

"I had one too many vodka tonics at happy hour, now 'My Coochie be Stankin'"

My Coochie Be Stankin' by Poonstankqua January 10, 2009