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Spitzerize 

spit-zer-ize

Verb

1. The act of spending a large sum of money on an expensive prostitute, similar to how Eliot Spitzer spent large sums of money on prostitute Ashley Dupre.
Man, when I get my bonus next quarter, I'm totally gonna spitzerize that shit.
Spitzerize by doctorgroove August 2, 2008
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Elliot Spitzer 

Former attorney general of New York State known for being tough on criminal activities on wall-street, prostitution rings and other corrupt activities. Elected as governor of New York in 2006 by a wide margin. Unfortunetely got involved in solicitation of prostitution and resigned as governor after serving only 16 months of his term. Seen as a huge hypocrite by many.
See hypocrite: People included: Jimmy Swaggart, Rush Limbaugh, PETA, Mark Foley, Bill Bennett, Michael Moore, Ralph Nader,Elliot Spitzer.
Elliot Spitzer by Ryan F.... March 12, 2008
If one engages in a wrong activity, confident that one will not get caught, but the activity unexpectedly emerges to the surface and brings the downfall, one spitzers himself.
Johnny spitzered himself when his plagiarism he committed fifteen years ago was caught: he lost his tenure.
To lay pipe on a prostitute. It can also refer to getting cockblocked by the police or the Feds while trying to lay pipe on a prostitute.
"I spitzered the hell out of this hooker last night."
OR "Right as I took off my pants, I got spitzered by some undercover cop"
Spitzer by AfroJacks March 10, 2008

switzered 

The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.
George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.
switzered by Urban Dictionary January 23, 2004

slithered 

to get fucked up, crunk,or trashed etc
Man, right after I get off work I'm swingin' by the bo.de.ga and pickin' up a fifth a' some Takka an' gettin' slithered.
slithered by andrew May 21, 2004