spiritual paedophile 

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.

our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well

spiritual paedophile by geek.neo May 5, 2010

spiritual slut

A highly promiscuous woman who has evolved her craft into a philosophy, a religious practice, and/or a medical practice. She can heal the wounds in a man's or woman's soul with the power of her cunt.

Man #1: Hey, you know that lady next door just took in another guy going through a breakup?
Man #2: Oh yeah, that girl. Man, I heard she lights scented candles around the bed and fucks the holy living shit out of a guy or a girl, and when she's done with them they're all 'I'm healed' or something like that. Just the ones that are hurting, mind you, and she don't take no money either.

Man #1: Oh, she's some sort of spiritual slut, huh?

spiritual slut by lonelychronicler October 12, 2015

Spiritual Warrior 

A spiritual warrior’s expanded consciousness challenges norms and creates a path for self liberation and transformation...illuminating new ways of being.

He/she is a spiritual warrior that challenges the boundaries!

Spiritual Warrior by ktcoe June 29, 2019

Spiritual gangster 

Someone who lives life to the fullest. spiritual gangsters are so magical, they have the ability to manifest anything they want instantly just by their ability to release resistance and allow pure positive energy to flow through them ✨ The universe always has their back !! They are enlightened deliberate creators of spiritual evolution and the expansion of consciousness. They focus on the positive and always reach for a better feeling and a higher vibration. They always seek the greatest good possible for themselves and others.... They are HARDCORE lovers. They love the entire world very deeply and passionately. But make no mistake, they are fierce warriors who will handle any situation like a badass!!! You dont want to fuck with them, I promise ✨😍💋

Abraham Hicks is a spiritual gangster.

Spiritual gangster by Vortexgirlz271111 April 1, 2017

Spiritual satanism

Is a type of satanism that believes that there is a real being they call satan who really created the universe and the christian God is an inposter. That satan is all good and that all sensual pleasures are good.

John is into spiritual satanism.

Spiritual satanism by Deep blue 2012 January 14, 2010

spiritual bouquet 

Rhode Island-ese for a Catholic memorial booklet given on the occasion of someone's death to the family for the purpose of offering, or saying a mass for, the deceased person.

I went to the church rectory to purchase a spiritual bouquet because my grandmother died.

spiritual bouquet by RICatholic January 4, 2010

spiritual constipation 

Term used to describe the condition of being a gigantic asshole. Derived from the belief that the direct connection to the soul is through the anus. Assholes are so uptight that the soul is unable to come out through the anus resulting in spiritual constipation.

Damn, did you see that guy? He's suffering from some serious spiritual constipation.

spiritual constipation by clenched soul August 6, 2014