The Doggie Stylesex position just got an update! The woman gets on her hands and knees and the man is behind sticking his dick into her pussy. After he penetrates he grabs both of her arms by the wrist and pulls them behind her. Look Mom no hands!!
The act in which one publicly destroys their anus with one or multiple lightbulbs. To undergo this brave act, the “victim” must insert a lightbulb half-way into their anus and then squeeze, which shatters the lightbulb. What is most delightful in seeing this performance, is the sexual screams and tattered anus which the kinky performer ends up with. By far the most dangerous yet respected act which a man can do.
“Holy fuck Benny, did you see that mate? Gerald just pulled a fucking LightbulbSpectacular in ya bro!”
“Mad respect to Gerald brah. Hats off to that absolute rig.”
One performs the Papa John's spectacular by first ordering a large italian sausage pizza. Then you get someone to give you a blowjob while you take a shit and eat said pizza at the same time. The greatest feeling a man could ever feel.