jimbob sparklepants

a exotic man who will sneek into ur house turn your clothes inside out and grade your cheese aka a tiny gremlin that kinda looks like spongebob squarepants...

hey omg someone snuck into my house last night

what did they do

they turned my clothes inside out

did they grade ur cheeze???

yea how did you know *GASP* WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!

nothing you just got jimbob sparklepants...

oh

jimbob sparklepants by rawr! :P January 26, 2010

Sparkle Cow 

An organized cult-like group of middle-aged and elderly shut-ins, (mostly females) that can suffer from coprophagia, mental afflictions and morbid obesity, all with a shared worship of reality show loser Adam Lambert.

Known to attack at any perceived slight of the object of their devotion. Vicious in large packs.

This crazy Sparkle Cow is freaking out because I said "Adam who"?

Sparkle Cow by Ragged September 6, 2013

sparkle motion

Phrase that can be used to describe something "awesome."

Originally from the movie "Donnie Darko," where Sparkle Motion was the name of a dance group composed of little girls.

Mr. Mac is my sparkle motion.

sparkle motion by Marie December 28, 2004

zipper sparking 

Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed.

Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.

"Oh man John wanted to zipper spark with susie so bad behind the bleachers at the Junior High School"

zipper sparking by JrMint September 27, 2004

sparkilicious 

adj- to be fabulous to the extreme; to be unique; to be a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows; to be wonderfully happy

That girl was a sparkilicious unicorn in the making.

That boy wants to be called Sparkilicious as it describes his everyday life.

Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows are sparkilicious.
Two of the most sparkilicious are Betty White and George Takei.
Donald Trump is far from sparkilicious. He's too orange to be.
There is the strong sense of sparkiliciousness in this one.
Sparkilicous can be used to describe that awesome moment when dreams are achieved.

sparkilicious by BlueDuchess August 2, 2016

sparkle jump rope queen 

One of the early stage names for Lana del Rey. Ref. In some of her unreleased songs available on you tube.

" I can be you're sparkle jump rope queen."

sparkle jump rope queen by Bellatrixtrash99 August 8, 2017

Sparkles and Champagne

a song from a well-knowed youtuber “CJ SO COOL”

Sparkles and Champagne, Vip my section royalty looking sexy you know that be my bae

Sparkles and Champagne by ykwhojayis June 15, 2021