Spalingle 

A word you can literally use in place for any other word. In any language. Ever.

Dude I totally spalingled that spalingled, if you're spalinglin' me, you spalingle?

Spalingle by TrollInTheDungeons June 14, 2011

spanking machine 

When it's your birthday in Mrs. Forester's gym class. Everyone in the class lines up behind each other with their feet spaced apart. The birthday person crawls between the legs while getting spanked by their classmates.

It's your birthday, you know what that means! It's time for the spanking machine.

spanking machine by Conant Elementary School March 10, 2009

slacking snacking 

Eating while procrastinating, or eating for the purpose of procrastination.
Someone slacking snacking may or may not actually be hungry.

My mom ate a sandwich, made brownies, and now's she's eating the leftover pizza... she's totally slacking snacking so she doesn't have to do her work.

slacking snacking by Beau Soir October 25, 2010

Shacking Rat 

See: shacking
1. one with a rancid, putrid aura
2. the mating call of a proud virgin
3. what is said to indicate that shit is about to get litty
4. can be used interchangeably with "nigga"

1. Efraim you stinky shacking rat bastard.
2. Guy: Shacking raaaAAAAAAAaaaaaat!
Every girl within a 50 foot radius: *dripping noises*
3. AYY AYY SHACKING RAAAAAAAAT!
4. What's up my shacking rats? Let's hit up this lick.

Shacking Rat by leechu December 19, 2019

goose spanking 

An orifice (typically a vagina) is pummelled repeatedly-almost punched-by a lunging partner’s hand (held in the shape of a beak) from up to 2 feet away.

He got up from the bed and lunged toward his woman while her legs were spread before him, and with his fingertips held together in a beak-like shape, he started Goose Spanking her hole.

goose spanking by Platinum Punanny July 26, 2016

Smackington 

To take a fat ass motha fuckin rip off the cart, does it go much further then that? Frfr

Fulcrum: Whats up yodiegang I’m boutta take a smackington off the penjamin with that northern lights pod, shall we? Cheers my friends.

Smackington by chrispybass October 30, 2022

Potato sacking 

To fill ones belongings with potatoes, but most commonly a golf bag throughout an 18 hole round of golf. Usually includes collusion between the other three members of the foursome against the victim.

Do you fellas want to go potato sacking on Saturday when we hit the links with Zach?

Potato sacking by Unbaelieveable June 7, 2018