soup kitchen 

refers to the soupy consistency of a bowel movement the morning after a heavy night of drinking.

"Chris opened up the soup kitchen pretty early after he pounded a bottle of jager last night."

"Following a long night of drinking, topped off by a grande meal at taco bell, early next morning walking to the bathroom John exclaimed "the soup kitchen is about to open for business"

soup kitchen by chris///M April 19, 2009

soup kitchen 

when a bunch of homeless people have an orgy in a random car

dirty mike and the boys had a soup kitchen in your car (other guys)

soup kitchen by lovecat9 February 4, 2015

Soup Kitchen 

A severe case of diarrhea caused by a stomach flu, a bad meal, or someone spiking your tea with laxatives.

"Woah, Lloyd spiked Harry's tea with Turbo Lax! He's gonna be in the soup kitchen in a few minutes."

Friend 1: "Hey man, can't hang out tomorrow. I'm in the soup kitchen."
Friend 2: "You're ditching us to volunteer at a soup kitchen?"
Friend 1: "No dude, I caught a bad stomach flu! I've been shitting my brains out all day."
Friend 2: "I wish you hadn't told me that."

Soup Kitchen by CjBRAH May 14, 2015

Soup Kitchen 

When multiple people pee in an abandoned car.

Man, did you see that abandoned Prius? It was totally a Soup Kitchen. All those guys peed in it.

Soup Kitchen by Barb&Soup September 6, 2011

Soup Kitchen 

Describes the state of having to engage in an urgent bowel movement where the fecal matter is soupy in consistency. Due to the velocity at which the material exits the anus, it usually leaves a sloppy mess around the bowl and underneath the toilet seat (backsplatter).

Damn man, after the wife’s chili last night I had to open up the soup kitchen first thing this morning. It was horrific.

Soup Kitchen by Assmaster74 January 10, 2022

Soup kitchen 

An orgy which occurs when several young inbreds engage in anal sex in a white Lexus

Awwwww shit dirty inbred and the boys had a soup kitchen in my Lexus

Soup kitchen by William Anderson December 6, 2022

Soup kitchen 

When a group of young inbreds participate in anal sex in a white Lexus

Aww fuck young inbreds and the boys had a soup kitchen in my Lexus

Soup kitchen by William Anderson December 6, 2022