dirty soul patch 

the act of eating a girl out while she is taking a dump. If you've done this, should probably reevaluate your life or at least get a blumpkin in return.

Oh it's because I was doing a dirty soul patch on this slut. I guess I forgot to wipe...

dirty soul patch by shits and clits March 17, 2011

Alabama Soul Patch 

When a woman has a extremely hairy asshole.

Jeff said he bent her over and noticed she had a Alabama soul patch. He said it looked like a horse tail.

Alabama Soul Patch by SpaldingDualie September 16, 2021

Soul Patched 

The act of sharting (See: Shart) on a woman’s chin while she is performing oral sex.

“Dude last night Kim was giving me a hummer and it relaxed me so much I sharted and Soul Patched her.”

Soul Patched by Narcess July 13, 2007

sourpatch.org

A shock site, much like wowomg or 2girls1cup. It has four old guys and.... I won't go into detail. The thing about this one is it won't close when you hit the x, a javascript messge stating "HELLO" comes up and continues to come up when it itself is closed, so the only option to use force quit or control alt delete.

sourpatch.org hmm? seems sketchy, I'll brace myself. ugh, four gay guys, same as the rest of 'em. now I'll close out.. oh shit... IT WON'T CLOSE!! AGHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!

sourpatch.org by Yakkers March 25, 2008

Sourpatchness 

Someone who goes from a bad moon, to a chipper mood, in a blink of an eye.

Jane's sourpatchness is really bumming me out.

Sourpatchness by Floyd Knight February 28, 2009

sourpatch

To do something horrible to a person and then give them a hug and smile.

Punch someone in the kidney and give them a hug.
EX2: Me: SOURPATCH Friend: Wha? *Punches friend with brass knuckles and hugs him* Friend: aww its okay

sourpatch by Kaleb....shady kaleb.... July 15, 2010

Sourpatching 

Verb: when someone's sour, rude, short, or mean to someone and then they come back and apologize and be sweet

She was sourpatching today when she realized she was pms-ing and apologized

Sourpatching by LillCoker August 15, 2019