it's noon somewhere 

a sarcastic response to, 'isn't it a little early to be drinking?'

'I know it's still morning here, but hey, it's noon somewhere!'

it's noon somewhere by sircasey February 15, 2009

It's 4:20 somewhere. 

Jimmy Buffet popularized the phrase"its 5:00 somewhere" that describes booze, but 'it's 4:20 somewhere" describes weed.

Blaze : Ima pack some mary jane d00d.
Shaggy : holy shit d00d its not even the weekend yet.
Blaze : It's 4:20 somewhere.

It's 4:20 somewhere. by An0n-3-m00s3 December 19, 2009

Boy if you don't gone somewhere 

it's when someone say something over and over or something that make you just say what??? Or hell naw

them" he buddy friend pal... can I copy your homework?"
You".... boy if you don't gone somewhere

Or
Them "hey you dropped your pocket"
You"... boy if you don't gone somewhere "

Or
Them" you got games on your phone??? You got games on your phone???? You got games on your...
You- boy if you don't gone somewhere

Boy if you don't gone somewhere by Weirdo-chip July 20, 2017

It's Five O-Clock Somewhere 

If you are thinking too deeply into this saying, you clearly need a drink.

Jen: "Well, I'm in the mood for a beer right now"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"

It's Five O-Clock Somewhere by pynchonian October 30, 2014

I read somewhere

Saying "I read somewhere" has now become a phrase which translates to "I saw on Facebook". This is used to show your vast knowledge of current events, but hide the fact that you are addicted to Facebook.

Dan: Hey man I read somewhere that Chris is getting kicked out of school...

Reid: Funny you should mention that cause that was his Facebook status just last night...

I read somewhere by WhySoSirius127 May 22, 2010

It's Raining Somewhere Else 

The 63rd song of the Undertale soundtrack. Also probably one of the greatest musical masterpieces ever written. If you haven't listened to it yet, go do it.

P1: Hey have you listened to It's Raining Somewhere Else?
P2: No
P1: Well you should it's like one of the best songs of the soundtrack

It's Raining Somewhere Else by annoying dog January 7, 2023

Let's Go Be Awesome Somewhere Else 

Used to signify disdain at the current situation.
A need to be awesome, somewhere else.

Guy 1: Wow, this party is really lame. When they said it was gonna be all hot girls we didn't expect them to have sweatshirts on!
Guy 2: Let's go be awesome somewhere else
Guy 1: Gravy

Let's Go Be Awesome Somewhere Else by McDank18 February 27, 2011