"Ah man this party's the bomb, you wanna smoke with me?"
"Nah bro, my mom always smell checks me when i get home."
"oh. .. Wanna try exploding Dave's cat in the microwave?"
"Yes."
"D'ya want some cheese?... have some cheese.... Smell my cheese ya mother..." <whilst thrusting a slab of cheese under the nose of the director general of the BBC, Tony Hayers>.