smeg 

The shortened version of the word "smegma", which is defined as: coagulated semen surrounding the end of the penis; also found in the hair of high schoolers

Dude, I just yanked off a huge crusty piece of smeg; lets put it in that kid's pizza!

smeg by Paccali November 12, 2002

smeg 

True that this word originates from Red Dwarf, however Smeg was the name given to the 'living' organism that grew in his scuzzy mug

Rimmer is a smeghead :-)

smeg by Lavalova February 3, 2007

smeg 

the word used to censor swear words on www.Bushtarion.com

Hey lets atack Id# 1581
no you smeg head thats me!

smeg by Fish May 29, 2004

smeg 

A Brand of cooking implements

cheese grater, washing machines...

smeg by Anonymous November 12, 2002

Smeg 

A build up of cheesy deposits behind the hood or foreskin of the wang.

i have a smeggy schlong

Smeg by david sharp March 4, 2005

Smeg 

1. Cheesy build up around one's helmet

2. Bong dirt

1. "I save all my smeg for the Jehovah's Witnesses"

2. "Check out the smeg on that pipe"

Smeg by Pie Eater April 19, 2004

smeg 

noun 1. A dishonest person, scumbag; 2. Any unpleasant person; 3. A physically dirty person. Smegs are invariably male.
From smegma, the white, foul-smelling accumulation of congealed body fluids and oil that gathers around the corona of an unwashed penis.

"That smeg roommate of mine ripped off my half of the rent money to buy rocks."
The word precedes "Red Dwarf" by many years, and often appeared in alternative papers in Texas in the 1980's.

smeg by T.E. Bell May 29, 2005