smartie 

A small, round, brightly coloured chocolate.

Wow, I love smarties!

smartie by Izin2296 October 5, 2009

smartiesbox fishing 

Fishing for brook trout and targeting those fish for pictures that have especially vibrant colouration

Taylor said he was going up to the cottage so that he could fill up his instagram with proof of his smartiesbox fishing exploits.

smartiesbox fishing by tehsnakecharmer July 10, 2017

smarmy smarmerson 

To be above and beyond smarmy. The ultimate smarm maestro! Total cocky smug idiot. People who arent gracious in victory.

e.g. I see Rupert and Tristan won the golf doubles again tonight! Look at them walking aroung like smarmy smarmerson and his brother smuggy smuggerson.

smarmy smarmerson by peoples poet January 15, 2012

smarties tube 

the shape of a penis that is the same girth all the way along

girl: did u pull that lad?
girl 2: yeah he rammed his smarties tube deep inside me

smarties tube by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008

smartie party 

The true definition of smarty party is when a girl puts smarties up her pussy or asshole (if ur really that disgusting and wanna do that) and get them out, only using your tounge, before they melt, however many you don't and they melt means you have to go that many days without sex

Tina wanted to have a Smartie Party so she put 6 smarties in her pussy and Tommy only got 2 out before they rest melted, he must now go 4 days without sex. poor Tommy!

smartie party by Ksurko September 23, 2007

Smarties 

This Sweet candy
is full with E numbers and Suger and Bees Wax :|
are they good for us?
__________

YEASSSSSSSH!

Boy:Hey you ate my smarties
Girl:no i diddnt.
Boy: i need my e-Numbers!!!
Girl: well as do i!
Boy:were are they
Girl: i dunno
*tumble weed*
Boy: hey hes hyper
Girl: E-Numbers=P..he ate your Smarties
Boy: hey your right
Randem kid flys past window
*IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*

Smarties by The Smartie Lovers =] May 16, 2006

smartie party 

Everybody gathers together and dresses in brightly coloured leotards, then has a party inside a unnaturally large smartie tube, located in the middle of a field.
No blue's allowed.

"Lets smartie party!"

smartie party by Mrs.Grabeel. May 17, 2008