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Oreo Pie Smackdown 

A sexual ritual in which 3 pies are placed on the parter (each breast and face) then put Oreos inside the hole of choice. The pies are eaten to create a calorie reserve while fingering her in the hole of choice. You will then eat the Oreos out of the hole of choice before proceeding to have sex through the same hole of choice.
“Hey babe I know you’re tired but I need the Oreo Pie Smackdown
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Double Dewey Smackdown 

Double Dewey Smackdown (also known as a double dewey) is when you and your friend (2 males) go on a 2 man mission to both have sexual intercourse with a pair of girls that are friends.
Xavier don’t worry where we at, we headed to a double dewey smackdown on Marisol and her friend tonight 😏

Smack the MAC

to get money from an automated teller machine; from a time period lasting from the mid-1980's to the mid-1990's when ATM machines were referred to as "Money Access Centers"
I need an extra 60 bucks for dinner tonight. I'm gonna go smack the MAC and I'll be right back.
Smack the MAC by marv3000 January 12, 2020

midnight snack smack 

To treat oneself to a quick cock rub in the middle of the night / to masterbate after midnight
I'm gonna have to change my sheets before my girlfriend comes over these things are so stained from all my midnight snack smacks.
midnight snack smack by blumpkin25 January 19, 2016

Tit smack 

Used to describe an event where a woman's large breasts smack against someone, something or even themselves.

Alternatively, it can be used the other way around to describe the action of actually smacking an individual or set of titties.
Ex. 1

Without looking, the french teacher, Ms. E. Norma Stits quickly turned around and tit smacked lil Timmy in the face, knocking his glasses off.

Ex. 2

Shut the fuck up or I'll tit smack the shit outta you with my dick!
Tit smack by Youknowwhoiam2 January 23, 2014

smackaroonies 

dollars. sometimes called smackers. see also buckaroonies.
That'll cost ya three smackaroonies, that plastic-wrapped convenience store pastry you have there.
smackaroonies by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016

Wet Smack 

The sound a person , presumably male , makes when having sex and his testicles slap against his partner's skin.
"I wet smacked Carol last week so that she would make me a sandwich "
Wet Smack by Locomon007 May 12, 2014