snurring

The sound a woman who does not snore, but only purrs, makes while sleeping.

She fell asleep and for someone who does not snore, she sure was snurring very loudly.

snurring by Me_at_home May 26, 2009

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Slurping the Dregs

When you go out and the only girls you can hook-up with are the ones no one else will touch with a 10 foot pole.

Guy 1: Dude. How was the party last night. Any hotties?
Guy 2: A few, but I struck out with all of them.
Guy 1: Oh. So it was a game of solitaire for you last night.
Guy 2: Nah. I got mega-trashed and went home with this hairy, "big-boned" midget with a couple teeth missing. Man, good thing my memory is a bit hazy from last night.
Guy 1: DUDE!!! Slurping the dregs!

Slurping the Dregs by Bobojomo January 8, 2010

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slurking

Lurking while not doing anything in particular, or of use. Particularly applies to late nights, when thought is difficult.

Ted: Hey Mike, what're you doing up at 3 AM?
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.

slurking by Naz M. April 17, 2010

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Slurping Schlong

Committing the act of fellatio on a human male. While it can be used to mean sucking the penis of a single male sex partner it is usually used pejoratively to describe someone of sexually promiscuous behavior.

Ted: Did you hear that your sister was totally slurping schlong at that party last night!

Bob: Dude that's my sister!

Slurping Schlong by bilbyphilby December 28, 2011