yogurt slinger

Yet another slang term for the penis. This is due to the
similarity in the consistency of semen and yogurt.

Peter North has a fucking awesome yogurt slinger!

yogurt slinger by Gnomercy September 19, 2006

Jizz slinger 

A redneck person who jacks off like no tomarow.

1. " whats that sound." " just the JIZZ SLINGER next door."

Jizz slinger by DoBoDaBo June 2, 2009

Rope Slinger 

A male that slings long strands of semen when ejaculating.

Carl's new girlfriend was turned on by the copious amount of semen he unloaded on her. Never before had she gotten off with such a Rope Slinger. The strands were all across her face and neck.

Rope Slinger by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2015

Egg slinger 

A hard working, no shit-taking, lots of shit-talking, server that serves eggs to multiple people at one time in a busy Levittown diner.

No, I'm not the manager today, I'm just an egg slinger

Egg slinger by Diner server March 28, 2017

Hoe Slinger 

A hoe slinger is someone who has no regard for hoes. They don't care if they cry, beg, or want to cuddle. They just want to use 'em, and sling 'em off to the side until they are needed again. Sling 'em to the right, sling 'em to the left.

"Oh my god Becky, he is SUCH a hoe slinger!"

"Did you hear about Sasha? She is a total hoe slinger. I wouldn't date her!"

"Ew gross, don't go to the club with them! They are hoe slingers!"

"I aspire to one day be a hoe slinger so that I will never get my heart broke again."

Hoe Slinger by Fe Halez December 5, 2022

dope slinger 

A drug dealer, especially one who deals hard drugs, such as coke, meth, and heroin.

Did you hear? Some junkie shot two dope slingers on the corner of East 7th and A.

dope slinger by JaggedJesus December 6, 2007

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004