SKIM MILK TITTIES 

Titties that look like two fried eggs nailed to a 2x4. More commonly referred to as " banana titties ". Generally found on women that you wouldn't fuck on a bet.

We were at the party, she took off her shirt and scared the shit out of the whole crowd with her gnarly skim milk titties.

SKIM MILK TITTIES by uncle kurtie November 14, 2006

skim and rim 

where your cock is so tiny that all you can do is rub and roll around the vag

his cock is so tiny all he can do is skim and rim

skim and rim by jackfd3 December 14, 2020

Skim Watch 

Skim watch is a form of viewing a film or episode of a series where you do not wish to properly sit through the whole thing. Instead you skip through it, looking for and watching the best parts.

Yeah, I skim watched about 4 films last night. They seemed good if you were to actually watch it.

Skim Watch by Rivzy October 11, 2019

skim milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps a person and she is wearing a bra and shirt or other torso covering clothing.

"I'm going to give her a skim milkstamp, since we are in public."

skim milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

Skim the yogurt

A rudimentary form of birth control in which an individual licks the pre cum off of the penis before intercourse.

Jenny: "I heard you and Brian had unprotected sex last night. Aren't you afraid you might get pregnant?"
Becky: "Na, I made sure to skim the yogurt before I let him stick it in."

Skim the yogurt by BigTitti3 May 14, 2020

Skim Milk 

A slang term for lesbian sex

Leslie: I went to the park with Mrs. Snurkle!
Rombo: OMG did you have skim milk!?
Leslie: YES it was awesome!

Skim Milk by Mr. Moofles January 26, 2011

Skim-Didaly-doo 

the act off incerting a cell phone into ones ass or pussy and then calling it so that is vibrates and plays the ringtone.

Josh: dude she totaly Skim-didaly-dooed herself right infront of me!

Alex: No Fucking Way!!!

Skim-Didaly-doo by ACM-JSR July 10, 2010