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Younger sibling

A member of the ape species Annoyus Stupidus, this animal is treated by parents as god, and cannot make any mistakes (even though they do). They possess the evolutionary ability to shift all the blame to the Older Sibling. This means that whatever they do, whether it’s starting an argument, attempted murder, and the like, it’s your fault.
“But moooooooom, he started the fight!” “Shut up you stupid bitch! He’s the younger sibling, you should’ve known better!” “But he...” “I don’t give a shit who started what!”
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Skilling's Law 

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.
"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."
Skilling's Law by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009
When playing the gameNBA 2k19” and shooting contested shots and yelling GREEN and missing your shots.
You’re selling dude.
You air balled
Selling by Sell god March 9, 2019
kid: SIBLINGS SUCK they are only born bcs mom had too much sex in the office!!!!!

selling popcorn

Selling popcorn

The act of standing by and doing nothing to effect or change events but attracting attention to the event itself none the less.
I was getting the crap kicked out of me and my buddy Mike was just standing around selling popcorn.

selling petrol

Iconic lyric from The 1975s It's Not Living
Matty: dOinG whAt?
Fans: sElLinG pEtRol
selling petrol by isaiddhss:) October 19, 2019