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One of the most amazing, outstanding people to ever come across. Shelley is quite hard to miss with her outstanding personality which is like no other, you'll never come across someone like Shelley ever again, so make sure you never leave her. Shelley, even having a wonderful name is also an amazingly beautiful person inside and out, Shelley is a stunningly attractive, very pretty person and stands out from everyone else because she is so great. If you ever come across Shelley be sure to make her feel happy.

Shelley's superb smile, eyes shine so bright, it melts anyone's heart within milliseconds, it is something you cannot miss. Her perfect blue eyes, boy oh boy you could stare at for the rest of your life and would still have not stared long enough. Now her smile... Well where can anyone start, it's something you'll only ever get to see in one life time, so make sure you don't miss it because seeing a smile like hers is like no other, it will make your stomach turn to jelly and you will suffer terrible but worthwhile butterflies. Shelley is filled full of happiness and laughter and being with her is one of the best things in the world.
Shelley by Anonymoususer69 August 14, 2014

shelter in place 

The government telling people to stay home, stock up on rice and pasta and toilet paper. Shut the blinds and hide inside, and binge watch Netflix and video games for a while till the threat is gone. Its not very strict since you can technically still go out for “essentials” like toilet paper and pop tarts. Certain places stay open, but a lot of places close.
Bay Area government: “We are ordering people to shelter in place beginning Tuesday March 17, for the next 3 weeks in response to the Coronavirus pandemic sweeping the world”

Hysteric Public: “wtf?!? I need to go to Safeway and get all the toilet paper! Then wait in line at Costco for 4 hours to get all the Purell to fill a bathtub to disinfect myself and bleach to disinfect my stomach! (Jk, don’t do that please. Bleach kills, DO NOT DRINK BLEACH!)”
Concerned public: “So it’s like a quarantine? Are we allowed to leave our homes? What about our jobs? And the (insert something here) convention this weekend?”
Bay Area government: “Not a quarantine, you can leave your home for essentials. Businesses deemed essential like grocery stores and petCo (dogs have to eat too) will remain open. Restaurants will have to close and do takeout/deliver only. Healthcare workers will continue. All public gatherings of like 10 or more people will have to be canceled, sorry. Also if you have to go out, keep a distance of 6’ between yourself and other people. So try not to freak out”
shelter in place by WithoutWax March 17, 2020
Shelvy is a very talented person, although she is not athletic she has a big heart. She is usually someone great to be around, the room lights up when she is in it. Shelvy is bright and very beautiful! Everyone loves her for who she is because she is amazing!!
Shelvy is very beautiful and awesome.
shelvy by Jadealisa04 May 22, 2018

blue shelled 

1. v. when you are playing mario kart and some dick decides to send you a blue shell, which flies towards you and smashes you in a huge explosion. It is extremely frustrating.

2. v. to get fucked over, screwed over, stabbed in the back, owned, ect. However, do not use this meaning unless your friends play mario kart because people will not know what you are talking about and will probably think you're a nerd.
1. I was playing Mario Kart and i got blue shelled, next thing i knew my Wii was in pieces and my wall was dented.

2. that bitch blue shells people for her own enjoyment, backstabs and screws people over
blue shelled by larkonmygokart January 6, 2010

portable shelter 

eg. "oh, its raining i need to get out my portable shelter"
Inserting a foreign item into the rectum.
Usually in regards to recreational drugs.
A discreet and effective way of taking them.
"I haven't got much left, so I guess I'll shelve the rest"

"When it comes to taking drugs it's all about shelving"

"He passed out early so we shelved him a gurner to get him keen again."

"Urrrrgh, I definitly shelved too much MXE last night"
Shelving by DagdA LamB February 20, 2014