shart 

when one feels a fart coming about, and then lets loose and some shit comes out with it. one may make a disgruntled face, or sometimes a groaning/grunting noise. otherwise, then one waddles back to ones house because of amount of shit in ones pants, it looks something of a waddling, zombie type walk.

dude lets go. wait. what? damn, i just sharted.

shart by blahhhhhhh April 20, 2006

Shart 

Noun: The combination of the solid waste and gas excreted from the anus simultaneously.

Verb: The act of excreting shit and gas while farting!

The origin of the word "shart" is credited to L. Crowley (1986) after observing her brother excrete a little extra something along with his explosive gas after after a night of endulgence at the turkey testical festival.

Holy Crap! The idiot just sharted!

Shart by Xcrete January 11, 2009

Shart 

a cross between a shit and a fart. A 'wet fart' with lumps
in it is considerd a "SHART" .

I just had a shart. Where's the nearest bathroom so's I
can wipe my ass and flush my gynch down the toilet.
I just sharted. Does anyone have
some asswipe?

Shart by MAGMAN March 28, 2007

shart 

when you fart and some shit accidentally comes out

Dud, I just sharted....I gotta go home and change my underwear.

shart by Diana N. April 4, 2008

shart 

the act of farting and shitting in your pants at the same time.

i just sharted i have to go wipe

shart by MRstone August 17, 2009

Shart 

Cross between a fart and a shit. Where you think your just going to be doing a ripper of a fart but it contains undesirable solid matter.

John: Man Im hungover, this greasy burger is great! Think I need to fart though.

Silence......fart noises.

John: Ah no that was a shart!

Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!

John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!

Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!

Shart by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010

shart 

a cross between shittin yourself and a fart.

When one goes to fart, but shits themselves in it's place.

Jim, can you believe it.. I just shart! Now I have to go change out of my lucky jeans!

shart by The Cancer Coven November 23, 2004