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Main-sequence Empire 

An empire on the verge of collapse, named after a main-sequence star. When a main-sequence star has burned through its hydrogen, it switches to helium and bloats into a red giant, though it's essentially being hollowed out inside. Eventually, because it has lost the mass that could sustain its volume, it collapses. If it was an average-sized star, into a white dwarf, or a black hole if above average.

Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.
Do you think America is a main-sequence empire that has reached the red giant stage, having burned through its resources, its economic and fiscal vitality, its moral capital?
Main-sequence Empire by Ian December 9, 2004
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sequestered

If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world.
Homer: So "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh! Free Willy!
sequestered by Principal Skinner January 11, 2008

Launch Sequence 

A sixty second timer one graciously receives via your body when a massive shit is ready to be released.

Being at or near a toilet when timer has begun is highly recommended. Anyone who has seen explosive diarrhea splattered on the walls of a fast food chain bathroom stall has beared witness to a blown or neglected sequence.

At T minus 10 seconds you basically have time to remove your belt and pants at which point you must be pointing into the toilet with your anus or risk a meltdown or massive cleanup.
Guy1: Dude, I have to take a giant dump...

Guy2: We're almost there in 5 minutes, man up you pussy.

Guy1: Launch Sequence initiated...

Guy2: Look! a McDonalds!
Launch Sequence by Grizzly May 25, 2010

JohnMaktric Sequence 

This is a sequence named after the LSC discipline master John Mak.

This sequence is : Talk, Threat, Shout, Tell your parents
JohnMaktric Sequence

This is a sequence named after the LSC discipline master John Mak.

This sequence is : Talk, Threat, Shout, Tell your parents

Student A:I've gone through the JohnMaktric Sequence.
Student B:What 8745 thing did you do again?
Student A:I killed someone

Sequencing Truth 

The actual genetic sequence of a sample or specimen that is analyzed. Not necessarily the result of a single laboratory test, but the compilation of results from multiple tests to ensure ground truth.
The diagnostic manufacturer used multiple orthogonal methods to determine sequencing truth for the standard reference material.
Sequencing Truth by ETK723 February 6, 2018

sequester 

want to go back to my place and sequester
sequester by catwordguy October 20, 2022

clap sequence 

Clap sequence - the frequency or repetitiveness of the clapping of cheeks; usually associated with intercourse
“Yo I initiated the clap sequence on Emily at that party last Friday”
“No way!! Me too!”

“Me and Jessica broke up last night
“Damn what happened?”
“She just couldn’t handle my clap sequence”