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return to sender 

Originating at Georgia Tech, in the fraternity house of Pi Kappa Phi, a "return to sender" is only successful with a partner. While receiving great head, the male must, without warning, ejaculate into the female's mouth. Lost in the confusion, the woman must swallow the semen and then proceed to vomit on the male's penis. The return to sender is a rare sight to witness and is rarely planned. If you have been on the giving or receiving end of this depraved sexual act, consider yourself lucky.
Bro: Dude, why was that chick running out of your room?
Brosef: Man that bitch gave me a return to sender.
Bro: Grody
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Story Sender 

N. A snap-chatter that constantly sends you their snap chat story personally in hopes of getting double the views. They are the most annoying people on your friends list. The worst part is that their snaps more often than not are a waste of time.
Oh boy another snap from Jake the story sender. (Opens snap) Wow that was gay. (Scrolls through stories) oh look ! It's the same gay snap he sent me 5 seconds ago. ( removes jake from friends list)
Story Sender by Jwidlak October 31, 2016

Half Sender

A half sender is mostly known as somebody who does not full send

Examples of half senders Luis "Nacho" Saldaña he is the leader of the half senders

Nacho has been half sending for all his life

he started the movement half senders after he failed at full sending
Nacho is a good Half Sender
Half Sender by halfsendermovement October 28, 2019

Half Sender

Someone who is obviously not a full sender, they’re not down to do crazy shit. Overall they’re lame and no fun to be around hence being called half senders.
Bob: Man that guy Hung is such a half sender

David: I know he’s never down to do anything

Tom: Yeah, Hung the Mung is definitely a half sender!
Half Sender by HungTheMung October 16, 2018

Born Sender 

A born sender is a person who’s been sending it since he/she came out of his/her mother’s womb.
Jesse being the born sender he is, shotgunned a beer in the lecture hall.
Born Sender by ShaggerNo.1 July 25, 2019

Return to Sender 

Having doggy style sex with a girl while she is performing oral sex on her mother. The motion and position looks like the man is trying to push the girl back to where she came from.
I had a mother-daughter three way, and got in a return to sender.
Return to Sender by DoGeeseSeeGod August 31, 2010
A person who keeps resending a text message until you respond. This person is usually extremely annoying.
555: Hey wanna go to the movies?
555:Hey wanna go to the movies?

Sarah: I'm not answering Tom on purpose but he just keeps resending the same text messages!

Matt: Oh man you got a re-sender on you'r hands
re-sender by text555 August 9, 2010