Scrump 

Noun; a person who is highly unnecessary; to be annoying;

"Stop kicking me you scrump!"

Scrump by Clementinemacno August 1, 2017

scrump 

v. to eat, chow down, or inhale food rapidly.

"Dude, did you see Katie at the lunch table? Girl was scrumping hard."

scrump by Hunter Ball January 27, 2009

scrump 

A dirty south (slurred) form of the word shrimp.

Gon' get some scrump from the sto'.

scrump by R. Bizzle March 1, 2003

scrump 

simply to have sex.

let's go scrump!

scrump by hellokitty_cupcake62 November 8, 2009

Scrump 

To take without permission. A fine afternoon activity when as a lad one goes looking for apples, conkers, pears ( either fruit or those located on chests) etc..

Hey, let's go scrumping!

Scrump by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

Scrump 

To get your drunk pork on in the econo lodge,dorm rooms or other skeet stained surfaces.

"that snaggler done SCRUMPED that blue-eyeshadowed ho who was wearing a metalica sweatshirt"

Scrump by Mister Phillips January 11, 2006

scrump 

A sexy male that looks good enough to eat/bite. Originating from the word scrumptious.

He is a scrump. I hope it's some scrumps lurking in the club tonight.

scrump by Evanie March 5, 2008