Cooterisms 

A disability that makes the victim have little intelligence and act similar to Cooter The Scooter. This can include actions like mistaking Lamborghinis for cheese wedges, eating cold raviolis with one's hands, thinking that Vaccines cause Autism and intentionally rusting metals and cutting brakes on vehicles. It can also be associated with all-around “Redneck” acts like having a vehicle that is in bad condition, that is unnecessary loud or Big and driving recklessly.

This guy has Cooterisms
I feel like I have severe Cooterisms
You have a lot of Cooterisms

Cooterisms by Cooter the Scooter August 4, 2020

Spoonerism 

To have an aneurysm while spooning.

"He started to have a spoonerism last night when we were spooning."

Spoonerism by a babies goad April 4, 2017

scooterist 

Someone with class, not unlike Donegal Paul.

scooterist by Paul Canning October 29, 2003

Scootering 

The primest SPORT ever invented.
Cool people ride them.

John- "Did you hear Peter, Dylan and Rigel scooter sexcore."
Tim- "Yeah, scootering must be rad.

Scootering by PV!!! March 6, 2009

scoperism

A scoperistic mannerism! Any mannerism that is a bit 'special'. Coined after the Spastic society became known as Scope and the word Spastic was replaced with Scoper.

He/she has some really funny scoperism's! James is such a scoper!

scoperism by Jefferey Jefferson June 11, 2008

Shorterism 

a word to praise to our god shorter wong.

hey what’s your religion?

“oh mines is shorterism!”

Shorterism by shorterswife November 3, 2020

Spoonerismatastic 

combining two words to make the most freakin awesome word in your vocabulary.

gigantic + enormous = ginormous

Spoonerismatastic by PresidentFrazierSmoove September 4, 2005