schmoo 

a stuck-up snob who hates kids and steals other peeps best friends

That girl is such a schmoo

schmoo by Oink Oink June 12, 2003

schmoo 

A person (usually guy) who loves muscular/physically well built women
and finds sexual thrill in being dominated by them.

You know you're a schmoo when the first thing you check out on a girl are her biceps.

schmoo by Eddie In Limbo April 25, 2004

schmoo 

1. a yeast cell, just before it buds.
2. an unhygienic person who has wide hips and a full belly.

stavros lomvardas is a schmoo.

schmoo by petros May 18, 2003

Schmoo 

Not to be confused with the word to replace the ones you do not know in a song, this word is used to describe a part of the human anatomy.

A Schmoo should be defined as the trunk like overhang of foreskin on an uncut man's penis. The little 'nose' that dangles so cheerfully at the end of one's trouser snake.

His Schmoo was really pronounced!

Schmoo by The Machine Wizard January 6, 2011

schmoo 

To be knocked unconscious with penis.

Brad was schmooed by Torry's cock.

schmoo by Jimmy The Douche March 9, 2004

schmoo 

Slang reference to the female genitalia -

Geez she had a nice blad schmoo

schmoo by Tubby Csikos May 13, 2005

Schmoo 

Female Sex Organ

Chewing on your schmoo

Schmoo by SJ January 12, 2004