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Wig Snatching

"Wig snatching" when someone, sometimes unexpectedly & abruptly, "airs out someone's dirty laundry" in front of many people. It's not normally malicious & is justified, because the "wig snatcher" is correcting a wrong, normally by "blowing up someone's spot", "throwing under the bus" or "putting someone on blast", for slander, lies or rumors, that a person or people are telling about other individuals. It's meant to cause the "wig snatchee" shame or to be exposed as a liar. Wig snatching is normally backed by truths & facts from prior events that have taken place or conversations previously had. Alibis can also be provided if warranted.
Leon always keeps it real & is an an expert at snatching wigs.

"Why are you pretending to like Isabel, after all that crap you were talking about her behind her back? Somebody is going to snatch your wig for being so fake."

Jackie got herself a wig snatching for being phony in front of a lot people.
Wig Snatching by Black Sanchez October 30, 2013
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Gorb Snatching 

The act of catching a fart bubble with cupped hands while immersed in a body of water, i.e. a bathtub, jacuzzi, swimming pool, etc., for the purposes of personal enjoyment, relocating the bubble to someone else' location, or incriminating another for the offending stench.
John caught Jane in the act of gorb snatching just before she let the rancid bubble pop right under his nose.

Bill was known among his friends on the swim team as a notorious gorb snatcher.
Gorb Snatching by Chupacabra Ric January 2, 2011

Cumber Snatching 

To Snatch Cumber and form an unruly collection of cumbers.
'That's a damn fine Cumber, I'm 'avin that...'

-Cumber Snatching

booty snatching 

the snatching of a booty. hitting an ass.
and there will be no booty snatching at school.
booty snatching by lisky September 22, 2005

tc stachington 

TC Stachington is the bravest soldier 'stache to ever have existed. He carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. TC leaves no one behind. TC will punch you in the face, then down a Shiner Bock with you and explain why you deserved it. TC loves kittens and pussy and they love him back. To steal a phrase from Action Figure therapy, TC is like a "mustache with titties.". Fuckin' Bad Ass.
(Bullets and grenades flying everywhere)
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!

TC: "Man this is too easy."
tc stachington by classikjane March 9, 2015

The Art of Weave Snatching 

The Art of Weave Snatching is a book demonstrating and explaining ways to snatch a weave. This book is part of The Art of Meme series and is followed by two books, The Art of Dogging the Boys and The Art of Thanos Car.
Kyle: Hey did you read that book I recommended to you?
Jenny: Yes if course I did. The Art of Weave Snatching was amazing!!

Vag Snatching 

The female (lesbian usually) equivalent of cock blocking.
Girl: me and Rene were totally hitting it off last night

Guy: did you get anywhere with her

Girl: Nope, her friend was there

Guy: dude she was totally Vag Snatching you
Vag Snatching by Steve Mclaughlin January 3, 2009