satanic ritual 

The act of consuming a large quanity of illegal drugs and drawing a pentagram on the floor of your living room out of ketchup or ash and stabbing a virgin in the face in the center of the pentagram while singing children songs backwards this is usually done at night in the company of stuffed animals and empty boxes the performer must have an erection the entire duration of the ritual to symbolize a "horn" and his closeness to the almighty dark lord. without the erection the entire ritual will fail and he will probably be arrested shortly after.

Person #1: dude i fucked up my satanic ritual

Person #2: i'll pick up some viagra for you

Person #1 thanks man your such a bro

satanic ritual by asshole 74 April 14, 2011

Satanic lust movement 

A movement in satanism that says that you should have sex several times a day every day no matter what it takes. It says that sex is the meaning and purpose of life. The movement is devoted to satan and lust.

What do you think about the satanic lust movement?

Satanic lust movement by Deep blue 2012 November 11, 2009

Satanic Creatures 

3 people in 1 chat. Has a obsession with sloths, penis and any other weird topics. Has better music taste than everyone and plans to kill everyone.

WARNING: If you ever see a Satanic Creature, offer it food or money, then run.

The Satanic Creatures slowly crawled to there laptops to talk to each other.

Satanic Creatures by Jessus March 5, 2013

satanic pepperoni 

A phrase used to describe a womans nipples.

I was with this chick last night and she had a nice rack with the best satanic pepperonis Ive ever seen!!

satanic pepperoni by Boguerat28 March 14, 2018

satanic titanic

The Satanic Titanic is a sex position where one couple is doing Sixty Nine and another Threesome is in top doing a Eiffel Tower

Person 1: “Dude did you hear what Kelso and Reanna got into last night?”

Person 2: “No! What happened”

Person 1 “They were in a Satanic Titanic”

satanic titanic by lil Scrapper January 30, 2020

Satanic Death Ritual 

The Satanic Death Ritual that occurs to unnecessarily harm innocent girls and women.

"ughh my satanic death ritual is killing me this month!"
"ohh you got your period. oof sorry boo."

Satanic Death Ritual by henlo there June 24, 2020

satanic mechanic 

a grease monkey with a flair for the black arts.

dammit janet well call you a satanic mechanic.....

satanic mechanic by therealdealholyfield February 5, 2015