Definitions by therealdealholyfield

Toaster slut 

The kinda person that will get dirty with you for small house hold appliances . Like a truck slut in looseness of virtue but the toaster slut at least gets paid

As over heard at the piggly wiggly: damn she is fine. I wonder what that toaster slut would do for a four slice

Toaster slut by therealdealholyfield December 25, 2019

alaskan airforce 

the mosquitoes in alaska grow very quickly and very large due to the extended hours of daylight,growing large enough that their wings make more of a humming sound instead of the normal buzzing. because of this they are sometimes referred to as the alaskan airforce

its gotta be spring cus the alaskan airforce is in town

alaskan airforce by therealdealholyfield February 6, 2015

satanic mechanic 

a grease monkey with a flair for the black arts.

dammit janet well call you a satanic mechanic.....

satanic mechanic by therealdealholyfield February 5, 2015

white line fever 

to become road hypnotized from prolonged night driving. trucker slang from the 70s

reds got that white line fever from that 32hr run to levelland

white line fever by therealdealholyfield February 3, 2015