Roofie Flu 

The side effects felt the morning after one has been dosed with Rohypnol. Some of which includes dizziness, drowsiness, headaches, memory imparement, and stomach problems.

"You look like shit. You hung over?"

"I should't be. I only had three beers."

"Uh oh! You got the Roofie Flu!"

Roofie Flu by D. Gould March 6, 2009

roofie fart 

when you cant remember when you farted

man 1: im sorry dude i cant remember if i farted *haha*
man 2:well sorry to say this but your ass is walking home
roofie fart

roofie fart by danwrd December 8, 2010

roofie roulette 

a game played between 5 or more friends in which each participant begins with a drink and a third party discreetly roofies one glass. Blindly, each person selects a beverage and imbibes. Conversation and ambiance continue as usual until one unfortunate "winner" begins to feel the effect of the roofie and blacks out. Hilarious games and pranks can be played, but the winner must be put into bed... eventually. Optional: Leave the door open and alert all additional friends (of the opposite sex) of the situation. In the end, any and everyone has a good night!

Friend: "Hey what happened to me last night? I swore I only had one drink and then I blacked out. And yet, I feel strangely satisfied..."
Other friend: "Looks like you were the lucky winner of roofie roulette!"

roofie roulette by Ms. Hosy McLiverdamage January 6, 2008

Roofie Ripper 

You slip a girl a date rape drug and then tear her a new asshole while shes unconscious

Monica acted up so i gave her a Roofie Ripper

Roofie Ripper by brady and damon August 14, 2006

roofie rampage 

when someone spikes the beverage of choice at a party with roofies, waits for the drug to set in, and has his/her way with whomever they so desire.

Man, I went over to the sorority house last night and went on a roofie rampage. I gave two of them a dirty elvis, one a chilean sunrise, one a hot chocalate rain, and one a glass bottom boat ride.

roofie rampage by dumbsh_t January 21, 2006

Roofie Colada

An extremely intoxicating beverage composed of half water, half vodka, and excessive amounts of Crystal Light powder. Best when shaken together in a water bottle, this sickeningly sweet concoction makes an excellent "to-go" drink and tastes virtually alcohol-free. If you don't black out, you made it wrong.

This Roofie Colada isn't strong enough. I had one sip and now I'm only a little tipsy.

Roofie Colada by HopeRuthless March 16, 2011

Roofie Mom 

Roofie Mom:- are the Moms who had to start working, in the easy credit age, so that the monthly house payments could be made on the super ostentatious house.

Such that a generation of (millenial¿) kids grew up in plush & posh child care centers!

A generation whose MOMS were not MOMS, but rather a 𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐩 over her precious 1.71 brood of outsourced cotton-wool & chemical reared kids.

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Not the addicted "Roofy Moms" the ones on Rohypnol; the ones that can't stand the ride?

I never knew my mother, as she was a Roofie Mom; but we lived in a great house, in a great suburb.

Roofie Mom by denko12 August 31, 2018