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Roman Candle Canoe Wars 

The amazing act of which two or more teams battle eachother (to the death) by lighting roman candles and aim them towards the opposing teams boat(s).
At my old summer camp, we used to do roman candle canoe wars every Tuesday... We always won.

Swedish Roman Candle 

To put your thumb over the end of your dick right before a man orgasms and to let off the preasure and reapply it quickly until finished sending a roman candle like parade of seamen in to the air.
He hit her from across the room with a swedish roman candle.

the roman candle

this is when ethier a women or man.takes a lit cigarette or cigar.and uses it as a dildo on themself
give me the roman candle.i want to feel the burn in my anus hole.

Reverse Roman Candle 

A very special form of Suicide, only seen on the Fourth of July (US) and on New Years Eve (worldwide). You contemplate suicide and at the last minute change your mind... Only to have the bullets from celebratory gunfire rain down on your head, killing you anyway.
As seen on 5 Second Films -- Reference "Bullets Come Down".

Officer Sminkle: What happened here?
Witness: This man was murdered!!
Officer Sminkle: Nope, can't be murder when <points to hole in ceiling> it's obviously a "Reverse Roman Candle". That wraps up this case.

The roman candle finish 

When a person sticks a roman candle in their ass and uppon climax they light it and cum
Regina said she seen it all so Johnny gave her The Roman candle finish on the 4th of July

The Roman Candle

A sex move in which a person with a functioning penis inserts PopRocks candy into their urethra while erect, inserts their penis into their partners ass, and begins to urinate during the act of penetration.
“So I was at the club last night with Brad and he told me he wants to give me The Roman Candle!”