relatives 

n. Relatives are people of your family. Usually annoying as hell and trying to be a cheapskate by staying over awhile. Also steals food from you.

The f****** relatives are coming over...quick, hide the food!

relatives by BLAcK_SToRM June 26, 2003

relative humidity 

The bead of sweat that rolls down your Sister's back when you're banging her doggie style.

The Relative Humidity was high during our Family Union

relative humidity by Anonymous September 18, 2003

relative humidity 

the sweat on your balls while fucking your cousin

At the family reunion, the relative humidity was all i could think about

relative humidity by CASEY CARMAN January 23, 2009

relaxivist 

re-lax-iv-ist

n. A proponent or practitioner of relaxivism: one who chooses not to be alarmed about issues promoted by ideologues as something to be alarmed about.

adj.
1. Of, relating to, or engaged in relaxivism.
2. Of, relating to, or being an relaxivist.

Professor Brown, a leading relaxivist researcher, is teaching a course in relaxivism to help students control their stress responses to those issues discussed in the mainstream public narrative that use stridency and buzzwords but which are are short on empirical evidence.

relaxivist by Beliaik February 3, 2017

relaxivism 

relaxivism

re-lax-iv-ism

n. Relaxivism is the use of reason and logic to calm a fellow citizen who has become alarmed or agitated by prophecies put forward by special interest groups. Relaxivism strives to remove hysteria and emotion from debates and to replace it with rationality and skepticism.

Professor Brown, a leading relaxivist researcher, is teaching a course in relaxivism to help students control their stress responses to those issues discussed in the mainstream public narrative that use stridency and buzzwords but which are are short on empirical evidence.

relaxivism by Beliaik February 5, 2017

relatives 

Parasites that live in your house that no matter how much poison you put in the pot roast they still wont die.

Why are your relatives crapping themselves?

relatives by Lord Meatclown June 25, 2003

relative 

A way of saying cousin without actually saying it. So if your a blood, and you don't want to say cousin or cuz, you say relative.

Whats goin' on relative?

relative by Obbie April 22, 2005