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daffodil puncher 

a person (male or female... mostly male) who can not properly satisfy a woman via the great art of fingering. If you are called this you probably poke the vagina harshly rather than gently massaging it as it should be.
"Shame on you daffodil puncher!" SHAME
daffodil puncher by Thomas Jay September 16, 2005

Nut Puncher 

Commonly abbreviated as NP, nut puncher refers to a squirrel, chipmunk or other furry little woodland creature that loves cracking open nuts through the use of martial arts (such as karate).
Kozmo is the coolest nut puncher around. He's out there punching open those nuts like a total BA while all of the other squirrels are struggling with those nut cracker dolls I threw out last Christmas after I discovered the musical was written by a Communist.
Nut Puncher by mortalesteban May 19, 2010

hard puncher 

its when someons punching power is way stronger then the punching power of the guys in the same weight class. It can also mean that the person is the most suited to be an infighter.
hard puncher by the puncher April 23, 2014

muffin snuggling pirate puncher 

“Get out of the drive way you muffin snuggling pirate puncher!”

CLIT PUNCHER 

ANY ONE THAT HITS LIKE A BITCH IS A WHIMPY CLIT PUNCHER
WHATS UP PUBE CHIN WANNA SCRAP SHIT YOU HIT LIKE A BITCH WHAT A CLIT PUNCHER
CLIT PUNCHER by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 28, 2011

Donkey Puncher 

When a man is having anal sex with a person, and he punches them in the back of the head to make them clinch up on his dick.
Jim donkey punched that girl last night.
Donkey Puncher by Kent June 15, 2003