puffed-cheeks splutter 

What a parent or other older relative of an "innocent child" does when said uninhibited youngster blurts out a clever "in yer face" remark/response that said grownup and other observers find shockingly amusing.

It's always amusing when someone performs an involuntary puffed-cheeks splutter, but it is even more hilarious if the person happens to be taking a drink of water o r other liquid at the time, resulting in an enormous :"geyser" followed by a long bout of hacky coughing.

puffed-cheeks splutter by QuacksO March 12, 2019

pufferstuff/puffa 

Originating in Birmingham,England,UK puffastuff/puffa is a term used to describe cannabis, also known as marijuana, ganja, herb, weed, pot, bud, or grass. This phrase reflects a creative and modern take on the numerous names for the substance, often associated with its recreational and cultural use. The term puffastuff/puffa evokes a sense of casual familiarity while maintaining a subtle nod to the plant’s distinctive properties and its widespread recognition.

“Yo u got some pufferstuff?”

“Yo u smoke puffa?”
Pufferstuff/puffa-weed

pufferstuff/puffa by Weed/Cannabis/Marijuana/Ganja December 4, 2024

snot mike up puffed he 

the mix of words link neal couldn’t guess in ‘Playing Mad Gab Game’ on good mythical more

It means “Its not my cup of tea”

Link: SNOT MIKE UP PUFFED HE? WHAT IS PUFFED HE?

Literally everyone else: *laughing*

snot mike up puffed he by sage g. January 17, 2021

shiny puffery 

the shiny puffy jackets becoming the top fashion trend in cold areas, very similar to a shrunken half bodied Michelin man.

The invasion of the shiny puffery has begun. Everyone wears these crazy jackets at least they are warm.

shiny puffery by enemybear November 22, 2011

Sweet Puffed Wheat 

A cereal eaten as a kid by my jazz band director, Kackley. In accordance to the 2006 Jazz Band guide book, Page 1, Section 1, Subsection 1, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1, Line 1: Jazz band members are not to tell of any random stories told by Kackley during Jazz Band.

That's all I can tell you...

SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!!

(As me, Donnie, Nick, Justin, etc. are walking down the hall) SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!

Sweet Puffed Wheat by Jon (his awsomeness) September 30, 2007

seat piffer 

Somone who goes around town smelling other peoples bicycle seats.

I caught Doug eyeballing a Schwinn earlier;man he's the only seat piffer I know.

seat piffer by KrookedEye August 31, 2007

Snoot piffer 

A shitty comeback to poo and/or poot sniffer means that you won the insul war against them.

Me: You're a poot sniffer

Them: oh yeah well your uh uh a snoot piffer

Snoot piffer by The1andonlysnoot November 30, 2014