Profinate 

The action of slightly pushing one's plate away from themselves to signify completion of a meal.

I was sure that Sam had finished her brownies when I noticed her profinate the tray.

Profinate by bogglechamp29 July 6, 2017

Promate 

a person who got promoted with you. Pronounced PROW-MYAT

we are finally promates!

Promate by dogeshakespereare October 20, 2018

Patio Primate

The politically correct version of "porch monkey"

Joe: Hey look at that porch monkey!

Tom: Hey, hey, hey he's a patio primate!

Patio Primate by OriginalPatioPrimate October 5, 2009

prociate 

to appreciate.

can you do me a favor? i'd sho prociate ya.

prociate by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003

Proximity Father

A father only willing to be a father if his children are geographically convenient to get to.

"I hadn't seen my dad in years. Only when I was in town did he want to play dad for his kids, being a proximity father and all."

Proximity Father by Racon2R August 25, 2009

Proximity crush 

1. An attraction to someone not particularly attractive, developed from frequent and prolonged exposure to the person.

2. The subject of the attraction.

I have such a proximity crush on my new teammate.

That new girl in class is my proximity crush.

Proximity crush by MystJake June 5, 2020

punishing the primate 

spanking the monkey, polishing the buddha

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.

punishing the primate by butt weasel August 29, 2003