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poopey kramp

The sudden wave of attack from a future shit that is often accompanied by intestinal pains and groaning, causing the victim to cease movement and crouch down in agony. A massive shit generally follows. Also known as a PK.
Sorry I'm late. I just had a massive pk.

If i didn't feel that poopey kramp, i would have shit my pants on the spot!
poopey kramp by gofr March 28, 2008

Pooper noise 

Flatulence or the sound of gas escaping while defecating.
She thought he was cute until the moment in the elevator with the loud pooper noise.
Pooper noise by MishaMacaroons April 3, 2019

Starship Pooper 

When you lay on your stomach and fire a crap out of your ass toward the sky.
Kirk was lying on his belly naked when he fired a Starship Pooper out his ass into outer space.
Refers to when all the marijuana in a bowl has been consumed; i.e. cashed.
Jerome: "Hey man, is it cashed?"

Tom: "Yeah nigga, it's pooped."
pooped by Fo Twin Tee July 14, 2009

Mike Pompeo 

An ass-kissing war nut who somehow became Secretary of State

pooperella 

A name for someone for someone who is being an ass... and that person thinks they're Cinderella.
Pooperella: You're so fat, but I'm hot.
Person that hates Pooperellas: Ugh, you're such a Pooperella