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Powdered Testies 

When a man rubs Gold Bond Medicated Body Powder all over his scrotem and his ball sack is white and covered in powder
Other Words: icing sugared dumplings, powdered doughNUTS, christmas balls ,
John: yo darryl i have powdered testies
Darryl: oh, Gold Bond Medicated powder is the good stuff
Powdered Testies by Rackadoe October 16, 2012

Powdered Sugar Treasure Hunt 

A coital maneuver wherein an obese male sexual partner hurls a handful of confectioners sugar upon the ambiguous lower fat rolls of his female partner. When the female partner has produced enough vaginal secretions to wet the confectioners suger to the point of translucence, the male partner will have sufficient indication as to where he ought to fuck that bitch.
"Meet me in the back of the Old Country Buffet and I'll go on a Powered Sugar Treasure Hunt with ya."


"Dude.... you slept with Susan?"

""Yeah, I totally tapped that!"

"How?"

"It was little tricky, but I just gave her a Powdered Sugar Treasure Hunt, and the thunder was rollin' in no time!"

Powdered bone nut 

Noun: When your banging a chick, take your dick out and sprinkle cocaine on it, re-insert for a narcotic rush.
She went unconscious after the powdered bone nut I threw in her, I think she OD'd.
Powdered bone nut by Ryan75 February 5, 2008

Ponderndufius 

Stemming from the word ponder, which comes from the Latin root of ponderare which literally meant to weigh. Meaning ponder means to weigh and think about heavy thoughts . Now dufius stemming from doofus as defined in Peter Farleys literary masterpiece Dumb and Dumber, as a stupid person. Combining these two stems create a word that describes having a idiotic, insane, or stupid idea.
That is the most Ponderndufius thing I have ever heard.
To be really high off the drug cocaine
Omg you guys are so powdered right now!
powdered by Flacotheninja October 14, 2017

powdered wig

When someone if giving you head and you're about to cum you pull out and shoot your load in their hair and rub it in. (makes it difficult to get out)

I.E. - To powder someones wig.
"Lastnight my man said he was gonna give me a powdered wig and I said 'shit! I just washed my hair! I'll never get it out.'"
powdered wig by Mikey-Massacre January 21, 2008