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please send dudes

When you're in a fight and message you friend or partner
"Please send dudes"
"Don't you mean nudes?"
"No, I'm in a fight and I need more dudes."
please send dudes by Willow Chair September 18, 2020

please stop 

a word where it means to keep going for some people.
please stop by l0renooo May 7, 2022

Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me
Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred

Please Shave December 

The "Holimonth" right after "No Shave November". Everybody shaves after November because in December everybody is all hairy like Big Foot.
Dude #1: Bob! It's December! No Shave November passed already. It's Please Shave December!"
Dude #2: But, I like my beard.