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Batista Pills

An enchantment pill made by Dave Batista which increases your muscles in size. This method makes you instantly a Dave and no one in mankind can stop you
Bruce: Hey Dave is there any way i can increase my biceps size?
Dave: Let me show you the Batista pills i produced.
*Bruce eats pill*
*Bruce becomes Hulk*
Batista Pills by Koulas April 15, 2018

Jesus Pills 

A pill embodiment of Jesus that literally turns water into WINE!!!
Person A: Yo Ben you got that good shit?
Person B: Do you mean them Jesus Pills? That turns water into WINE!!!??
Person A: What else is there brosif?
Jesus Pills by 10/10 spice game October 26, 2018

go-pills 

Drugs issued by the military to enable soldiers and pilots to remain awake for extended periods (>24 hours). Includes new stimulants such as modafinil (ProVigil) as well as the traditional sympathomimetic amines (the amphetamines and their derivatives).
"Had to go to the medic and draw some go-pills 'cause we're doin' CONOPS all night into the morning, and no time for a combat nap."
go-pills by Cajun Scientist June 23, 2009

'dem pills 

Hey baby girl, I was just calling to let you know that the condom broke and you may require one of 'dem pills.

Woody Pills

Another name for erectile dysfunction medications like viagra, cialis, and levitra.
I just scored some woody pills, let's go looking for chicks.
Woody Pills by marvelgoose January 14, 2009

spoonful of pills 

The act of gorging oneself with prescription narcotics until your face droops and words are slurred beyond recognition.
Have you seen Jessica?

Yeah. She's by her car trying to talk to her reflection in the window. She loves a spoonful of pills.
spoonful of pills by Jsmelks September 30, 2015