Permanent Stinky Pussy 

PSP -- The end-result after a female has collected enough HPV-strains and other cock-bugs to create mass causalities in her intimate circles. Through Gods fury; Her pussy develops a permanent forest of invincible fungus-culture in her hoo ha. The fungus creates a strong soul-wrecking odor which serves as a forewarning for any righteous God-fearing man.

For those who get trapped by her allure; PTSD is more than likely. PSP is treatment-resistant; thus not mitigated by antifungal, antimicrobial or antibiotic treatment.

Extreme cases may result in radfem antics, acid-colored hair and potentially even a global pandemic.

"I dated Camilla ten years ago and her Permanent Stinky Pussy turned me into a traumatized monk." - Some guy, in a temple

Permanent Stinky Pussy by Herdawg September 26, 2019

permanent boy friend 

Ongoing boyfriend, not flavor of the month.

Meet my PBF...Permanent Boy friend.

permanent boy friend by Dugoutdug23 June 11, 2018

Permanent Records 

A myth created by schools to make you behave.
Little do most people know is that your records from one school gets erased after you change schools. The only thing you should REALLY worry about is getting good grades. This doesn't mean you can misbehave like a maniac because you can get a red letter which will mean you're fucked for colleges/universities opportunities.

"I want my records to be clean"
"You and I both know that there's no such thing as a 'Permanent Records'"

Permanent Records by Pecheck September 3, 2007

permanent shotgun 

when someone has shotgun everytime they ride in that certain car even if someone else calls shotgun.

Joe: Lets ride up to Wal-Mart
Chris: I call shotgun!
Phil: No way bitch I got permanent shotgun!
Chris: Damnit!

permanent shotgun by perm. shotty. December 13, 2006

Permalance 

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.

I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me full time, they kept me on permalance.

Permalance by Clandestine Cover June 16, 2007

Permanent Moonbase 

The sexually-charged act of defecating from one anus to another, back and forth to stimulate prostates of both participants. While not strictly a homosexual sexual act, it is more common in gay men than straight couples.

Person 1: Would you like to try the Permanent Moonbase tonight?
Person 2: No, unfortunately, I have diarrhea, it wouldn't pass back and forth properly.

Permanent Moonbase by JasonSchreier March 27, 2012

Permanent Moler 

A fat fucking mole that looks like someone stabbed you in the face with a permanent marker. It stays with you a burden through life that never fades, just this ugly disfigurement. These aren't average moles there permanent molers, moles large and intimidating as they usually grow facial hair.

Person 1: Jesus what's that on his face.
Person 2: poor bastard got a fucking Permanent Moler by the looks of it.
Person 1: you sure someone didn't draw on his face with a marker.
Person 2: No chance, I see fucking hair on it.

Permanent Moler by SpudMoleatronGingerC00n September 20, 2016